Monday, December 26, 2011
1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before?
Participated in a photo-shoot that was all about me.
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
like every other year I said quit smoking, I did for about 4 months
Diet - which is on going and Adding Fitness to the list.
I plan on doing Midmar and the Otter trail.
3. How will you be spending New Year’s Eve?
Quietly. By myself, it's a new experience.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
5. What countries did you visit?
Inhaca Island off Mozambique
6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
An LED TV
7. What date from 2012 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
well a weekend really last weekend of September I won a game show which meant I got to go on an amazing cruise and I won an Umrah trip.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Keep on swimmin' (Not a cop out, but rather that I didn't give up)
9. What was your biggest failure?
Failing myself [Not doing more for me]
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I tried to do a cartwheel and almost gave myself an anneurism.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
12. Where did most of your money go?
Bills Bills Bills
13. What song will always remind you of 2011?
Shake it off - Florence and the Machine.
14. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Dance,Read and Sing out loud
15. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Wasting weekends sitting indoors.
16. What was your favourite TV program?
Top 3: Spartacus, Misfits, Game of Thrones.
17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Yes, but more for what I allow them to make me feel about me.
18. What was the best book you read?
19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
20. What was your favourite film of this year?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt2 - Purely because it was the end of the books that were prevalent throughout my 20's
21. What did you do on your birthday?
Had an amazing photoshoot with my friends.
22. What kept you sane?
As always – listening to music.
23. Who did you miss?
My dad - My rock, my guide.
24. Who was the best new person you met?
Not New but Kellen and Nafisa
Rediscovering old ones ( Shabs, J)
25. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011:
Your time is precious
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Monday, December 5, 2011
Stuck between your lips before it poured out all over the conversation.
The arch of your eyebrow and the tilt of your head
as the words you spoke remain unsaid
Is as far as I got with the thoughts in my head but it's written in the same tone as Jason
Mraz's Beautiful Mess
"A Beautiful Mess"
You're the kind of girl who can take down a man,
And lift him back up again
You are strong but you're needy,
Humble but you're greedy
And based on your body language,
And shoddy cursive I've been reading
Your style is quite selective,
though your mind is rather reckless
Well I guess it just suggests
that this is just what happiness is
Hey, what a beautiful mess this is
It's like picking up trash in dresses
Well it kind of hurts when the kind of words you write
Kind of turn themselves into knives
And don't mind my nerve you could call it fiction
But I like being submerged in your contradictions, dear
'Cause here we are, here we are
Although you were biased I love your advice
Your comebacks ‒ they're quick
And probably have to do with your insecurities
There's no shame in being crazy,
Depending on how you take these
Words that paraphrasing this relationship we're staging
And what a beautiful mess, yes it is
It's like picking up trash in dresses
Well it kind of hurts when the kind of words you say
Kind of turn themselves into blades
And the kind and courteous is a life I've heard
But it's nice to say that we played in the dirt
'Cause here, here we are, here we are
Here we are [x7]
We're still here
What a beautiful mess this is
It's like taking a guess when the only answer is "Yes"
Through timeless words and priceless pictures
We'll fly like birds not of this earth
And tides ‒ they turn ‒ and hearts disfigure
But that's no concern when we're wounded together
And we tore our dresses and stained our shirts
But it's nice today. Oh, the wait was so worth it.
Friday, November 4, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Before you go any further, if you don't know who Sham is, you can fuck right off at this point. Because you should have clicked at the link above, saw her stuff and then kick yerself for not meeting her. and then proceed to read the rest of this blog in emerald shade of jealous green.
T-3 days till #shaminjhb happened, I offered my services for the day to show them around. We knew it was a limited time frame because of the time they were coming in and also a braai that night, had to be prepped for.
So we spoke about food, because well, food moves me. Decided we have to get samoosas for our walk about in the CBD, yes nay-saying joburgers the actual CBD.
Plaza Sham-dom " Like Gatesville but bigger and cleaner, but why is there a sign for no spitting?"
*I should mention at this point that her bruvva "M" was with, and man the conversation between us was ridiculous and funny. About one legged men, and gatesville.
Before leaving the plaza, we met fellow comedian Nqoba who is lank funny. But funnier still introducing them to him and have them say "Yeah I can't say your name"
We then motored
More amazing than my love of Joburg, was the amazing time I had with two amazing people.
I forgot what it was like to just hang out and not watch my words. Albeit the day started with a disclaimer of " You should know I am a bitch"
The braai was really really well done, courteousy of Sameer and it was the a spec fest except for Shoo's. She was amazing too, funny, smart and great company. All in all a 10/10 if this was the slamse version of come dine with me.
Then the guitar hero started. Saaleha rocked out with Rammstein's Du Hast and we then rocked out to Bohemian Rhapsody and I kicked faranaaz's ass with Can't Touch this.
Oh and Sham, Nafisa , Zunaid and Jawad kicked butt on guitar.
Boom, twas EPIC. Ah Ma Gahd, I survived #shaminjhb
Oh wait one more from Nafisa
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Malema went to Thembilihle which is a settlement close to Lenz. But Im not sure if I deserved to be surprised when he sticks to the above formula above. Except ofcourse the US - is now residents of the informal settlement and Them is played by the amaKula ( Derivative term for indian people, basically implying coolie)
While channeling his supposed Che Guevarra vibe while donning a beret. While I do believe local photogrpahers get a kick out of taking the worst photos of the man, I can't help but chuckle and say to them, let his words and actions do that.
Now Julius always operated with this M.O and ofcourse the US and Them changes according to the crowd and situation. Us - the youth of today.Them - the backward thinking leaders
Us black people - Them every one else.
Then he sings Dibhulu Ibunu but to ensure he doesn't offend, he doesn't actually say the word shoot/kill instead makes shooting sounds. Because the assumption that we don't speak vernac, we know the sound a bullet makes. Because in our communities in the south, at one point gun violence was truly out of hand.
Julius is the squeaky wheel, he plays to the crowd, speaks at their level and does so loudly and he has the ear,
Unless our leaders start creating sustainable plans, that can carry on regardless of the councillor/politician of the day. If all you have in mind is your own party's longevity, you are no longer for the people
Today is amaKula tomorrow is amaBoesman. We all will feel it
Monday, October 17, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
I dont even know if it's healthy or unhealthy. I have managed to contain this unnatural tendencies to woolies 100% hanepoort and grapetiser and ACTUAL grapes.
What the hell is wrong with me? All I think about is grapes.
THEN I googled grape cravings and I almost(ALMOST!) feel the exact same:
Suffice to say I am NOT normal, but I am not alone
Monday, September 19, 2011
I had some pics taken yesterday with my friends and noticed that not only am I larger but the size difference is really big!
I am not at a point where I can write unemotionally or unbiased about my looks and weight. But although there is still much venom, disdain and venom reflected at my image from me. I can't help but note that my friends love me enough to support me as is, and not a perception of what others want to see.
More importantly I have fun with them and they dona't judge me.
Thanks to Jenty for the pics.
Thanks to Bumpy for the tutu's! They are amazing
To Kellen , Zahira, Denielle, Nafisa and Red John
So happy 30th old hag! you look utterly ridiculous and totally happy!
Guess which one I am? [yes, the bitch ruling the roost!]
Sunday, September 11, 2011
I'm terrified that I will fail again and this time trying to not make a big deal out of it, but quietly doing my thing without trumpeting it to my friends.
My work colleagues have been absolutely amazing in supporting me, even though at cerebra we are renowned for our ability to chow down.
Things I got wrong this week:
1. Forgetting to take my measurements and weight. Which means I can't check if I lost anything.
2. Mixing up cheese and feta!
I'm allowed cheese everyday but feta only once a week.
3. Zahira handed me a jelly bean and said "omg you must taste this candyfloss flavoured one" and promptly stuffed it into my mouth. But Denielle "the vigilant" went " noooo Aasia, spit it out!!" And I promtly did
Things I got right:
Saying no to the bad stuff.
Actually sitting at a table covered with akhalwayas steak, patties,sausages, chips and other buttery homemade goodies and not.eating.a.single.bite!!
Surviving the ugliest detox headaches I have ever had.
Prepped all food for the next 2 weeks for all my meals!
I can't tell you how happy I am. That a week in, and I haven't fallen off the wagon!
Wish me luck!
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Wednesday, September 7, 2011
But all I have been reading recently is how my friends need to find husbands infact I got an Eid khutbah about getting married.
Firstly how can society put a sell-by date on a womans marriagability? When the prophet Muhammed(SAW) first wife was in her 40s?
Not only that, men, now more than ever refuse to look beyond the surface of a woman to understand her, see her qualities!
If men were chivalrous and treated woman with respect and dignity, most women I know would move heaven and earth to please that man.
When you search for a wife, like you do for accessories around your home, why then gentlemen are you surprised that, that is all she can do is be an ornament!?
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